• Type Tarot Reader / Fetish Performer / Chaos Goblin For Hire
  • Location The Realm Of Wonders, United Kingdom

Tarot-reading tarty TV with a heart of gold and a pretty funny if sometimes potty f***ing mouth.

If you want your cards read, trust me, I'm playing with a full deck (not that everyone believes that). And any answers you get will be practical, caring, and usually insightful, but honest.

Please contact me for a reading: donations can be made here, or I may accept donations to charity.

If you want anything more... intimate, I'm available for kinky co-creations and session play for Dommes, both as sub and switch/evil sidekick. Fully and happily bi, but can get picky about boys. (Honestly, you don't know where they've been half the time. At least with a strapon you can throw it through the dishwasher: boys tend to object. Not sure why.)

Other interests: old-school gaming, guitar (badly/relearning), comedy writing (especially comebacks: I have a well-trained gag reflex.)

Tarot-reading tarty TV with a heart of gold and a pretty funny if sometimes potty f***ing mouth.

If you want your cards read, trust me, I'm playing with a full deck (not that everyone believes that). And any answers you get will be practical, caring, and usually insightful, but honest.

Please contact me for a reading: donations can be made here, or I may accept donations to charity.

If you want anything more... intimate, I'm available for kinky co-creations and session play for Dommes, both as sub and switch/evil sidekick. Fully and happily bi, but can get picky about boys. (Honestly, you don't know where they've been half the time. At least with a strapon you can throw it through the dishwasher: boys tend to object. Not sure why.)

Other interests: old-school gaming, guitar (badly/relearning), comedy writing (especially comebacks: I have a well-trained gag reflex.)

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Daily Tarot 6th September 2026

A King Of Wands is an expert at getting things done…
…and a Page of Swords has bucketloads of energy and enthusiasm to do them.
(Maybe they

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Daily Tarot 5th September 2026: Two Of Coins and Hanged Man


There's a lot you could be doing , or thinking about, or arranging… on a Saturday?

Just for once stop juggling your balls (or anyone

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Daily Tarot 3rd September: Ten of Coins + King of Swords

When the Universe sends you similar messages through the cards a couple days in a row, LISTEN UP.
(And I used a different deck, so no

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Daily Tarot 2nd September 2026: King of Coins & King Of Swords

As with Queens, pairs of Kings have a habit of either working brilliantly together or clashing.

Luckily, these are both calm, cool and

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