• Type Tarot Reader / Fetish Performer / Chaos Goblin For Hire
  • Location The Realm Of Wonders, United Kingdom

Tarot-reading tarty TV with a heart of gold and a pretty funny if sometimes potty f***ing mouth.

If you want your cards read, trust me, I'm playing with a full deck (not that everyone believes that). And any answers you get will be practical, caring, and usually insightful, but honest.

Please contact me for a reading: donations can be made here, or I may accept donations to charity.

If you want anything more... intimate, I'm available for kinky co-creations and session play for Dommes, both as sub and switch/evil sidekick. Fully and happily bi, but can get picky about boys. (Honestly, you don't know where they've been half the time. At least with a strapon you can throw it through the dishwasher: boys tend to object. Not sure why.)

Other interests: old-school gaming, guitar (badly/relearning), comedy writing (especially comebacks: I have a well-trained gag reflex.)

Tarot-reading tarty TV with a heart of gold and a pretty funny if sometimes potty f***ing mouth.

If you want your cards read, trust me, I'm playing with a full deck (not that everyone believes that). And any answers you get will be practical, caring, and usually insightful, but honest.

Please contact me for a reading: donations can be made here, or I may accept donations to charity.

If you want anything more... intimate, I'm available for kinky co-creations and session play for Dommes, both as sub and switch/evil sidekick. Fully and happily bi, but can get picky about boys. (Honestly, you don't know where they've been half the time. At least with a strapon you can throw it through the dishwasher: boys tend to object. Not sure why.)

Other interests: old-school gaming, guitar (badly/relearning), comedy writing (especially comebacks: I have a well-trained gag reflex.)

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