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Mindful
AUDIO ONLY. Sit. Notice. Pump. Drip. Sink.
Mindful is a guided meditation for gooners. A cushion, a bell, a calm room, and four words your hand learns to keep time with. Every time your phone buzzes I read you what you were doing on it. Every leak is something to notice, not judge. Every round ends with you saying it out loud. There is no closing bell. You will notice that too.
Gooners get a chant that keeps the stroke going the whole session, slow and steady, never faster.
Edgers get leaking turned into a practice.
Porn addicts get your own screen time read back to you, gently.
Men who need to be told how to breathe get exactly that.
An Urlilgooness goon meditation, slow and present and filthy, with a singing bowl, a phone that keeps buzzing and my voice in a very calm room.
Be here now. Here is where you stroke.
Mindful is a guided meditation for gooners. A cushion, a bell, a calm room, and four words your hand learns to keep time with. Every time your phone buzzes I read you what you were doing on it. Every leak is something to notice, not judge. Every round ends with you saying it out loud. There is no closing bell. You will notice that too.
Gooners get a chant that keeps the stroke going the whole session, slow and steady, never faster.
Edgers get leaking turned into a practice.
Porn addicts get your own screen time read back to you, gently.
Men who need to be told how to breathe get exactly that.
An Urlilgooness goon meditation, slow and present and filthy, with a singing bowl, a phone that keeps buzzing and my voice in a very calm room.
Be here now. Here is where you stroke.
AUDIO ONLY. Sit. Notice. Pump. Drip. Sink.
Mindful is a guided meditation for gooners. A cushion, a bell, a calm room, and four words your hand learns to keep time with. Every time your phone buzzes I read you what you were doing on it. Every leak is something to notice, not judge. Every round ends with you saying it out loud. There is no closing bell. You will notice that too.
Gooners get a chant that keeps the stroke going the whole session, slow and steady, never faster.
Edgers get leaking turned into a practice.
Porn addicts get your own screen time read back to you, gently.
Men who need to be told how to breathe get exactly that.
An Urlilgooness goon meditation, slow and present and filthy, with a singing bowl, a phone that keeps buzzing and my voice in a very calm room.
Be here now. Here is where you stroke.
Mindful is a guided meditation for gooners. A cushion, a bell, a calm room, and four words your hand learns to keep time with. Every time your phone buzzes I read you what you were doing on it. Every leak is something to notice, not judge. Every round ends with you saying it out loud. There is no closing bell. You will notice that too.
Gooners get a chant that keeps the stroke going the whole session, slow and steady, never faster.
Edgers get leaking turned into a practice.
Porn addicts get your own screen time read back to you, gently.
Men who need to be told how to breathe get exactly that.
An Urlilgooness goon meditation, slow and present and filthy, with a singing bowl, a phone that keeps buzzing and my voice in a very calm room.
Be here now. Here is where you stroke.
