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No Homo: The Album
Are you a totally straight guy who just really, really loves his bros?
Then I made you an entire album about it. Ten bro anthems, thirty minutes long, about the kind of straight that keeps needing a spotter, a shared bed and a little extra help. Hazy late night cloud rap, a gym banger, a breakup ballad about your best friend, a country tailgate jam, and every single song swears it's no homo right up until it isn't.
This one is for the bi curious goon bud who keeps sitting a little closer on the couch. For the closeted frat bro in the matching hoodie. For the gym regular whose spotter holds on a little too long. And for that one friend who is DEFINITELY straight, who will play this on repeat and swear it's ironic.
An Urlilgooness encouraged bi comedy album: explicit, catchy, and stuck in your head by the third track.
Not sold in stores. Sing along and see how long you stay straight.
Then I made you an entire album about it. Ten bro anthems, thirty minutes long, about the kind of straight that keeps needing a spotter, a shared bed and a little extra help. Hazy late night cloud rap, a gym banger, a breakup ballad about your best friend, a country tailgate jam, and every single song swears it's no homo right up until it isn't.
This one is for the bi curious goon bud who keeps sitting a little closer on the couch. For the closeted frat bro in the matching hoodie. For the gym regular whose spotter holds on a little too long. And for that one friend who is DEFINITELY straight, who will play this on repeat and swear it's ironic.
An Urlilgooness encouraged bi comedy album: explicit, catchy, and stuck in your head by the third track.
Not sold in stores. Sing along and see how long you stay straight.
Are you a totally straight guy who just really, really loves his bros?
Then I made you an entire album about it. Ten bro anthems, thirty minutes long, about the kind of straight that keeps needing a spotter, a shared bed and a little extra help. Hazy late night cloud rap, a gym banger, a breakup ballad about your best friend, a country tailgate jam, and every single song swears it's no homo right up until it isn't.
This one is for the bi curious goon bud who keeps sitting a little closer on the couch. For the closeted frat bro in the matching hoodie. For the gym regular whose spotter holds on a little too long. And for that one friend who is DEFINITELY straight, who will play this on repeat and swear it's ironic.
An Urlilgooness encouraged bi comedy album: explicit, catchy, and stuck in your head by the third track.
Not sold in stores. Sing along and see how long you stay straight.
Then I made you an entire album about it. Ten bro anthems, thirty minutes long, about the kind of straight that keeps needing a spotter, a shared bed and a little extra help. Hazy late night cloud rap, a gym banger, a breakup ballad about your best friend, a country tailgate jam, and every single song swears it's no homo right up until it isn't.
This one is for the bi curious goon bud who keeps sitting a little closer on the couch. For the closeted frat bro in the matching hoodie. For the gym regular whose spotter holds on a little too long. And for that one friend who is DEFINITELY straight, who will play this on repeat and swear it's ironic.
An Urlilgooness encouraged bi comedy album: explicit, catchy, and stuck in your head by the third track.
Not sold in stores. Sing along and see how long you stay straight.
