May 08, 2025 01:51 AM
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Dinner’s on You. So Is Tomorrow
I’m going out tonight looking like a dream—your dream.
And tomorrow? My hair gets even more expensive.
Be a good boy and drain your bank
Cold. Addictive. Expensive.
I don’t ask. I expect.
Tribute before you type.
Loyal pets get rewards. The rest? Ignored.
