Don’t be a disappointment
Good morning, boys. I woke up gorgeous and expensive—again.
If your wallet isn’t already lighter, you’re doing today wrong.
If your wallet isn’t already lighter, you’re doing today wrong.



Cold. Addictive. Expensive.
I don’t ask. I expect.
Tribute before you type.
Loyal pets get rewards. The rest? Ignored.
Cold. Addictive. Expensive.
I don’t ask. I expect.
Tribute before you type.
Loyal pets get rewards. The rest? Ignored.
Timeline


I’m going out tonight looking like a dream—your dream.
And tomorrow? My hair gets even more expensive.
Be a good boy and drain your bank

