Madame Ivy 🌿✨

​Welcome to the inner garden.

​I am an inevitable vine. Beautiful, intellectual, and eventually will cover everything you own. While I’m watering my plants or studying, you are expected to be providing nutrients.

​Rules of the Soil: 🪴 Subscribers are Seedlings; Tippers are Fertilizer. Earn your place. 🪴 Unverified sprouts will be pruned. 🪴 Toph (my kitten) oversees the ledger.

​Strictly virtual. Strictly high-yield. Pay the entrance fee and grow for me.