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🌿 Madame Ivy’s Asset Allocation Menu ✨️
My time is a finite resource; your surplus is an underutilized asset.
This menu outlines the baseline requirements for remaining in my
Madame Ivy 🌿✨
Welcome to the inner garden.
I am an inevitable vine. Beautiful, intellectual, and eventually will cover everything you own. While I’m watering my plants or studying, you are expected to be providing nutrients.
Rules of the Soil: 🪴 Subscribers are Seedlings; Tippers are Fertilizer. Earn your place. 🪴 Unverified sprouts will be pruned. 🪴 Toph (my kitten) oversees the ledger.
Strictly virtual. Strictly high-yield. Pay the entrance fee and grow for me.
