Edge. Beg. Swallow.
You thought I was going to make this easy for you? Absolutely not! First, you're going to wait. Then you're going to listen. Then you'll be
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Your Wallet Misses Me
Be honest....your wallet has been feeling a little neglected without my attention. I know you miss having a reason to spend on your
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I win all the time, it's easy. Look at me, winning comes naturally. You on the other hand, are a natural born loser. Take your dick for
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Oh no..were you expecting an invitation? How adorable! Did you really think you belonged on the guest list? That you could just show up and
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