We're not in Kansas any more
you go when I say you can go!
📠 FINANCIAL RECOVERY NOTICE: VILLANELLE COLLECTION AGENCY
ATTN: DELINQUENT PAYPIGS
OUTSTANDING BALANCE DUE: YOUR SELF-RESPECT + FUNDS
⚠️ NOTICE OF INTENT TO COLLECT:
- DMs now require a $10 non-refundable processing fee
- All tributes applied to your outstanding simp debt
- Interest compounds while you read this
[PAY NOW] or [Default with Shame]
