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Locktober Day 1: Ice Key
AUDIO ONLY. October first. Your key goes in the ice.
Locktober starts here, and for all thirty one days I am your keyholder. Day one is the lock up. I walk you through it in your own bathroom: cold water, the ring, the tube, the click. Then your key goes somewhere you can't reach on impulse, a cup of water at the back of your freezer. Then you find out what the cage is for, while I'm on my bed in black lace and you're standing in your kitchen leaking against plastic.
Before you go, you record a promise in your own voice. Keep it. You'll hear it again on the last night, and by then you won't recognize the man who said it.
If you've never worn a cage, I walk you through every step of the fit. If you've worn one for years, you've never had a keyholder put your key on ice. Either way, you're not cumming in October.
A new Urlilgooness Locktober audio drops every day this month, real sound and my voice in your ear while you do it.
Day one. Thirty to go.
Locktober starts here, and for all thirty one days I am your keyholder. Day one is the lock up. I walk you through it in your own bathroom: cold water, the ring, the tube, the click. Then your key goes somewhere you can't reach on impulse, a cup of water at the back of your freezer. Then you find out what the cage is for, while I'm on my bed in black lace and you're standing in your kitchen leaking against plastic.
Before you go, you record a promise in your own voice. Keep it. You'll hear it again on the last night, and by then you won't recognize the man who said it.
If you've never worn a cage, I walk you through every step of the fit. If you've worn one for years, you've never had a keyholder put your key on ice. Either way, you're not cumming in October.
A new Urlilgooness Locktober audio drops every day this month, real sound and my voice in your ear while you do it.
Day one. Thirty to go.
AUDIO ONLY. October first. Your key goes in the ice.
Locktober starts here, and for all thirty one days I am your keyholder. Day one is the lock up. I walk you through it in your own bathroom: cold water, the ring, the tube, the click. Then your key goes somewhere you can't reach on impulse, a cup of water at the back of your freezer. Then you find out what the cage is for, while I'm on my bed in black lace and you're standing in your kitchen leaking against plastic.
Before you go, you record a promise in your own voice. Keep it. You'll hear it again on the last night, and by then you won't recognize the man who said it.
If you've never worn a cage, I walk you through every step of the fit. If you've worn one for years, you've never had a keyholder put your key on ice. Either way, you're not cumming in October.
A new Urlilgooness Locktober audio drops every day this month, real sound and my voice in your ear while you do it.
Day one. Thirty to go.
Locktober starts here, and for all thirty one days I am your keyholder. Day one is the lock up. I walk you through it in your own bathroom: cold water, the ring, the tube, the click. Then your key goes somewhere you can't reach on impulse, a cup of water at the back of your freezer. Then you find out what the cage is for, while I'm on my bed in black lace and you're standing in your kitchen leaking against plastic.
Before you go, you record a promise in your own voice. Keep it. You'll hear it again on the last night, and by then you won't recognize the man who said it.
If you've never worn a cage, I walk you through every step of the fit. If you've worn one for years, you've never had a keyholder put your key on ice. Either way, you're not cumming in October.
A new Urlilgooness Locktober audio drops every day this month, real sound and my voice in your ear while you do it.
Day one. Thirty to go.