Speaking to me without tithe and offering is disappointing and I hate being disappointed. I am mean most of the time, but I'll laugh at you and with you maybe! 

It's funny, you know, how desire makes you weak, renders you powerless in my hands, you hate it so much, but you can't help but stay. You crave me, yearn for my authority.  

In my world, every day is a good day to open your heart and your wallet! Dig deep and give it all to me.

Get in, satiate your curiosity at least.