The strongest couples don't compete against each other. They dominate together
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How does it feel to never get a woman like me?
The only kiss you—pathetic loser—will ever get is a dominatrix’s kiss. And you should be grateful for that, too.
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The Alpha Couple is back to claim the festival grounds. 👑
Today’s mission? Tracking down devoted creatures to serve as our personal drink dispensers. Stay hydrated, stay obedient.
Look who’s making a festival unsafe again today. The alpha couple has arrived. Side note: We’re currently accepting applications for drink sponsors. D
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