I'm StacySizeQueen. A honest, mean, bratty + funny SPH Domme.

I analyse your most personal and private photos with my 🔥 female perspective and tell you exactly what a hottie like me thinks about a loser guy like you.

🍆 I do dick rates

🍒 I do ball rates

🍑 I do ass rates

OR I can rate your full body 🧐

You might be a waste of my time, sexually. But you CAN pay me for my attention and humiliation 😈

All my ratings are original and individually handcrafted for each client.

My judgements are legendary, usually pretty harsh, detailed and I use lots of funny analogies to make you understand your situation easily. You'll get a hot, sexually experienced British girl's perspective of what your package  really looks like.

On my profile you'll be able to view a range of ratings I've done over time.

There's really no dick too big or small for me to humiliate and rate 😜