sloane sabbath

don’t be a pussy

My roommate is in bed and you’re up watching tv… meanwhile I’m in desperate need to get off, but my bootycall isn’t

cum on my toes

You’re exactly where I want you to be when I come home after getting a new pedicure… on your knees. Be a good boy and

taboo: don’t wake them up

You’re having a sleepover with a couple friends and I join you to watch a movie, but end up dozing off.

PITY FUCK

We’re college classmates and it’s no secret that you’re a LOSERRRRR. I decide to do you a favor by inviting you over to my place