What is a saint? A saint is exceptionally holy. A saint is close to God. A saint is regarded as being in heaven after death. You should be so lucky to worship a saint. Only those declared worthy shall be gifted the honor of writhing at my feet, begging for the slightest acknowledgment. Your pain is my pleasure. Dressed to thrill, I shall call on you to do my bidding. What is my wish, you may ask… anything I damn well please.