You’re only good for one thing.
Remember that as you sit around your family. Basking in all of the fake cheer when secretly you just want to sneak away to watch me. Take a
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You’re ready to not only relinquish your mind, but your soul.
Timeline
The Holidays aren’t over until Jan 1st.
I’m the best gift you’ve been given this year. You’re so painfully aware of how much better your life got after you were blessed with me.
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Soap & Water
You're only good for licking and sniffing, HA. You barely deserve to look
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Jingle Bells
You can hear this picture and it’s making your tiny prick hard isn’t it?
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