Come in. Sit down. No, actually lay down.

On the couch, like a good patient... don't make me use my whip

Your mind is messy, your cock's confused, your finances are... let's call them chaotic.

But don't worry. Therapist Goddess Kitty Lux is here.

You thought you were coming here for healing.

You thought l'd fix you.

But sweetheart, I'm only here to peel you open and play....

First, goon over my media . Let your brain melt as you scroll.

Feel that urge? That twitch? That need?

Good. That means you're ready for your first session.

Now.

Pay your tribute. £30 minimum.

Then, and only then, does your treatment begin.

(Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include addiction, arousal, and total financial collapse.