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07:58

Debt So Deep You’ll Never Recover

Princess Kit@princesskit

This audio will have you visualizing a new, much deeper debt. One that gets carved into your brain and becomes your new obsession. Get comfortable, relax. Push play. You’ve been warned.⚠️

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01:13

Quick & Dirty $100 Ripoff 🤑💸

16 hours ago

You paid $100 for this I win, I always win.

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05:14

I Want Breakfast. 🥓🧇🫐🍓

17 hours ago

I just woke up and decided I want breakfast and you’re going to buy it for me before you even get out of bed. I don’t care if you’re exhausted, groggy or still half asleep, just do it.

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08:43

The Neighbor’s Daughter Turns You Into Her Paypig

22 hours ago

You thought you were being sneaky, didn’t you? I’ve been home from college for the summer, just trying to lay out and get a tan, and every single day I felt your creepy little eyes all over me. I finally caught you staring at me in my tiny bikini like a desperate old pervert. But here’s the thing I’m gonna make you pay.

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10:31

Listen To This While Your Wife Is Asleep

Tuesday 06:50 PM

I’m going to turn you into my sneaky little pig tonight. Make sure she is asleep. Don’t wanna wake her and get caught.

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08:11

No Holiday. No Weekends. Just Drain, Bitch.

June 02, 2026

Your greedy Goddess just canceled your weekends and holidays forever.

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04:51

Stupidity Has A Price

June 01, 2026

Too stupid to find his way out of a paper bag, but he sure can find the send button.

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03:19

Barbie Dumps Ken

May 31, 2026

Poor Ken. After decades of freeloading in the Dreamhouse, Barbie has finally had enough. While she’s been conquering careers, driving sports cars, traveling the world, and literally going to space, Ken has been doing absolutely nothing. In this bratty, hilarious, parody audio, Barbie sits Ken down for the breakup conversation of the century. Every bad decision, every questionable fashion choice, every excuse, every red flag gets dragged into the Spotlight. Will Ken survive the eviction from the dream house? Probably not. A savage comedy roast, packed with insults, mockery, and one very heartbroken plastic boyfriend.

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08:00

Human ATM - I Want Cash 💵

May 31, 2026

I have discovered the perfect solution to all my financial needs a fully functional human ATM. Whenever I want cash, it’s there to provide. BEEP BEEP BEEP

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14:53

Budget Takeover - Financial Domination

May 31, 2026

Come, sit down, let’s discuss your budget. You’ll live simply so I can live luxuriously, and you’ll thank me for making you prioritize what truly matters.

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06:07

Girlfriend Ultimatum - All Your Credit Cards or I’m Gone

May 30, 2026

Your sweet girlfriend isn’t who you think she is.

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08:36

The Saga of George: Chapter 1 - Paypig Gets Face Fucked at the Gay Club

May 30, 2026

Listen, as I tell you exactly what I had a disgusting old pig do when I made him go to a gay strip club. *This is the first of a continuing saga about my pig George. Follow his adventures as he goes down the rabbit hole of degradation and humiliation with no chance of escape.