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I just woke up and decided I want breakfast and you’re going to buy it for me before you even get out of bed. I don’t care if you’re exhausted, groggy or still half asleep,
You thought you were being sneaky, didn’t you? I’ve been home from college for the summer, just trying to lay out and get a tan, and every single day I felt your creepy little eyes all over me. I finally caught you staring at me in my tiny bikini like a desperate old pervert. But here’s the thing I’m gonna make you pay.
I’m going to turn you into my sneaky little pig tonight. Make sure she is asleep. Don’t wanna wake her and get caught.
Your greedy Goddess just canceled your weekends and holidays forever.
Too stupid to find his way out of a paper bag, but he sure can find the send button.
Poor Ken. After decades of freeloading in the Dreamhouse, Barbie has finally had enough. While she’s been conquering careers, driving sports cars, traveling the world, and literally going to space, Ken has been doing absolutely nothing. In this bratty, hilarious, parody audio, Barbie sits Ken down for the breakup conversation of the century. Every bad decision, every questionable fashion choice, every excuse, every red flag gets dragged into the Spotlight. Will Ken survive the eviction from the dream house? Probably not. A savage comedy roast, packed with insults, mockery, and one very heartbroken plastic boyfriend.
I have discovered the perfect solution to all my financial needs a fully functional human ATM. Whenever I want cash, it’s there to provide. BEEP BEEP BEEP
Come, sit down, let’s discuss your budget. You’ll live simply so I can live luxuriously, and you’ll thank me for making you prioritize what truly matters.
Your sweet girlfriend isn’t who you think she is.
Listen, as I tell you exactly what I had a disgusting old pig do when I made him go to a gay strip club. *This is the first of a continuing saga about my pig George. Follow his adventures as he goes down the rabbit hole of degradation and humiliation with no chance of escape.
I’m feeling extra spoiled and cruel today. Listen while I laugh at you, mock your pathetic stroking and tell you exactly how I’m going to use your money to spoil myself rotten. New designer, clothes, luxury, shopping, manicures, pedicures, heels, lingerie all bought with your cash while you sit there, jerking like a desperate loser. I’ll tease you, edge you and make you throb as I remind you how worthless you are compared to me. You don’t deserve to cum, you only deserve to send and suffered. Strict rules while listening: Send minimum of $100 total while you edge break it into tributes Stroke and edge exactly when I tell you – no cumming without permission Message me after to let me know you’ve done what you’ve been commanded to do.
