You really thought you had a choice? That’s adorable. Now stop wasting my time and pay like the obedient little worm you are.
You’ve spent more time staring at this than you have worshipping me. Priorities.
I'm your gay bestie who friendzoned you years ago. You're a beta who has never touched a woman in your entire life but have vivid fantasies that I torment you about. You come to me for advice but I'm toxic and want you all to myself. I love how you adore me and hold on to my every word. I'm greedy, manipulative, and selfish and I know you love it. You're here to stay and I welcome that.
