Mistress is straight out off bond girl central casting, with the same enticing combination of seduction and danger that made 007 a very happy man. As a ex nurse and bouncer in a lap dancing emporium, I know how to discipline men with my enchanting, carm, disarming presence. My favourite program is very strictly come dancing, and my moves are as amazing as they are reassuring, a stern experience and friendly welcome is offered.

My sense of humor and sadistic smile are not so much wicked as borderline evil. My eyes could cut glass, and my firm bottom is to die for and my thighs could crack anything wimpier than a walnut tree...