May 06, 2026 11:39 PM
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If Laura Palmer had Pilates and a skincare habit
Twin Peaks coded body shots while I marinate in expensive self obsession under the red lights.
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Hold my bags, empty your accounts, and call it love. I’m your Manic Pixie Final Girlfriend-the muse your credit card was made for.
Worship to experience bliss ✨
