Welcome to Mia's Simp House 😈 The dark side of Mia that you fell into temptation to 🌀🧎

If you don't know 🤷‍♀️

I am your sweetest dream and favorite problem. Sarcastic charm, spoiled energy, and a dark side you’ll never recover from. I’ll tease, mock, and own you all in one breath. Kind of like the girl next door if she was a lesbian but still purposely bends over in front of you. Oh yeah did I mention I love talking about my lesbian sex? 🥵 I'll take your hush money and your girlfriend 🫦

The rules are simple here. 🩵 Do not speak unless spoken to or approaching with your hush money. 🩵 Do not disrespect me 🩵 Don't be scared, I thrive off fear 🥰