Imagine losing a behavior contest to a 7-pound Pomeranian. Embarrassing. 😏
My dog is better behaved than you pathetic fucks, and he licks his own ass. Raise the bar.
Independent, sarcastic, selective, and accustomed to getting what I want. 😏 I appreciate good manners, consistency, and men who understand that generosity speaks louder than promises. I can buy it myself—that’s not the point. 💋
