Miss Arete

You could never satisfy me; you can only try by giving me money, and even then I'll almost certainly never be impressed. You just aren't

Even covered in sweat, sunblock, & saltspray; wearing no makeup with my hair undone; and literally in the cabin of a boat on the ocean...I

While you're tirelessly grinding your ass off at work, this is how I want you to imagine me: lounging in my plush bed, looking like a