ThePrincessLuxy

I know since my return I have been buffering. Phase 1 is almost complete, and we will be transitioning into phase 2 here very shortly.

Imagine my absolute disgust when that thick college acceptance envelope arrived with your name plastered right alongside mine. You?

You have never looked more repulsively hilarious than you do right now, jerking your life away with your eyes rolling back and your mouth

I know exactly what you’re doing with that phone tucked between your thighs, you nervous little virgin. You’re sitting there trembling