Asherah

would you believe me if I said you’ll go broke following me? 😵‍💫📉

that i’ll slowly warp your brain to associate me with pink? 💓🌀

that

my GOD!! when did men collectively decide to act 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 over feet!?

not that *𝗜* would complain, it makes me 𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿 to 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵

you make it too easy, but I don’t blame you ♡
every inch of my frame is perfection.
timeless. classy. god-like.

here’s the deal:
I