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Welcome to the Bureau of Impossible Standards. You have probably already disappointed me.

Please ensure the following before attempting contact:

Read the Employee Handbook.

Don't ask questions already answered.

Tributes are appreciated. Entitlement is not.

Wishlist: https://youpay.me/kothsana/bio

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Kothsana @kothsana

The room shifts around me, drenched in colour. Purple fades into red, red melts into shadow. The lights change, but I remain. The

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