Employee Handbook
Welcome.
Please familiarize yourself with the following policies.
1. Conduct
Failure to read my profile is considered gross


Welcome to the Bureau of Impossible Standards. You have probably already disappointed me.
Please ensure the following before attempting contact:
Read the Employee Handbook.
Don't ask questions already answered.
Tributes are appreciated. Entitlement is not.
Welcome to the Bureau of Impossible Standards. You have probably already disappointed me.
Please ensure the following before attempting contact:
Read the Employee Handbook.
Don't ask questions already answered.
Tributes are appreciated. Entitlement is not.
Welcome.
Please familiarize yourself with the following policies.
1. Conduct
Failure to read my profile is considered gross