Hygiene Goddess

she’s coping with your failure as a partner by fantasizing about a fictional book boyfriend.
while she reads to escape the horrors of..

i don’t clock in. i clock m3n. full time bully. thriving & undefeated. every filthy detail of your existence is my payroll: swamp towels,

you paid all my bills in 48 hrs & your reward is.. …🥁…. crumbs. lol
a low-effort nips & toes pic is all you get.

🙌 haven’t washed your