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I like obedient people, pretty words and healthy obsessions. If I remind you to drink water, charge your phone and go to bed at a reasonable hour, that's between us ♡

Not interested in perfection, only consistency. Behave yourself while I'm busy and I'll be proud of you.

Somewhere between affectionate and possessive. I think anticipation is sweeter than instant gratification and that being told "good boy" should affect you much less than it probably does.

Touch grass occasionally. Miss me quietly when I'm gone. Don't forget your charger.