Hi, I'm Helena. I'm as sweet as sugar and as kind as a butterfly kiss, all while being as demure as you can imagine. I've been described as "alright" and "better than nothing, I guess." By multiple people. One gentleman was kind enough to let me know I had a personality and look akin to a human pile of oatmeal.
I love to sit around mindlessly scrolling TikTok and twerking * like you've never seen before and you'll never want to see again.
When in the company of friends or new guests, I'm usually on Reddit posting stories where I am obviously in the right on AITAH? Leaving out 90% of my actions that contributed to the escalation of an issue. This rallies people around me to hate the person I'm upset with and validate my feelings. If you are in need of a warped sense of reality I highly recommend giving it a try!
I have multiple college degrees that I don't use. But as long as you're in school, you don't have to pay back your student loans. I never hated school, so I decided I would never pay back the initial loans by just... continuing to go to various colleges wherever I happen to be living and working towards something that will probably be replaced by AI in tye next decade. So far my ploy has worked. I also learned me some things so that was nice.
I'm a literal insane person but goddamn am I cute when I'm acting like an uncoordinated nut job and talking to myself in public. Hopefully you give me a chance and I can use this month's promotion to prove to you all tyat I'm worth the full pop ;) wish me luck, hopefully yo6 enjoy ky content as much as I enjoy making it.