Fat girl with expensive taste and zero interest in behaving properly. Loud, messy, tattooed, and probably the reason your bank account is nervous.

I bring feral raccoon energy, mean girl humor, and absolute disaster vibes wrapped in eyeliner and bad decisions. If you like alt girls with sharp mouths and worse intentions, you’re probably in the right place.

I flirt like a threat. I bully recreationally. I fully believe being emotionally exhausting is a talent.

Come get yelled at respectfully.

Good luck out there, soldier. Hope your direct deposit hits soon.