I'm not the girl next door. I'm the reason you stopped looking at her.

I'm the full package: brains, attitude, and a body that ends arguments real fast. Yes, I'll debate you. Yes, I'll win. No, I won't feel bad about it, but I might laugh about it with you after.

I'm fun until you waste my time. Then I'm just honest.

Stay on my good side. Trust me, you want to.