Welcome to my realm, mortal.

I’m Goddess Cheshire; a bitchy-sweet deity tolerating Midgard one distraction at a time. Gamer, nerd, creator, traveler, coffee enthusiast, and perpetually curious observer of the strange things mortals do.

I enjoy tributes. I enjoy gifts. I enjoy attention. Most importantly, I enjoy deciding who deserves mine.

I’m playful, demanding, occasionally mean, easily distracted, and very good at forgetting mortals exist when they fail to keep themselves interesting. I don’t care about your gender or sexual orientation. If your money is spendable, your manners are acceptable, and you understand who is being worshipped here, we’ll get along just fine.

I like video games, MtG, the beach, traveling, cooking, reading, and making things with paint, clay, resin, paper—or whatever has captured my attention this week. I’m 5'0", curvy, and wear a size 7 shoe.

How You May Serve

• Tributes, drains & fines

• Gifts and spoiling

• Games, task wheels & challenges

• Text, audio & video interactions

• Ownership

• Ignore

• Praise

• Humiliation & degradation

• Human ATM

• Feet

Other interests may earn my attention. Ask intelligently.

Approaching Your Goddess

Want to watch? Observe.

Want my attention? Bring an offering.

Want to serve? Apply.

If you approach me directly, do it correctly. Initial tribute is $20. Approach without tribute and you may find yourself blocked.

Changing my mind afterward costs considerably more: $50 to be unblocked.

Consider it a tax on poor decision-making.

I don’t require perfection from my mortals. I require effort, respect, amusement, and the occasional reminder that keeping your Goddess pleased is generally good for your continued existence.

Offerings improve my opinion of mortals. 👑🐈‍⬛

My realm:

linktr.ee/goddesscheshire