Curved, Costly, & Completely Out of Your League.
Flaxen-haired, heavy-bodied, and astronomically expensive.
I exist to enjoy the things life has to offer.
You exist to finance the things I enjoy. Food. Drink. Travel.
THE GOLDEN RULE: My attention is a luxury, not a right. You pay for my time and the privilege of existing in my notifications. Unpaid messages are ignored, blocked, or both.
