No free toes, loser
My foot in front of the PAY HERE sign, censored because nothing comes free. If you want to worship these toes, you know the price. Know
... Read moreNo-makeup. No-nonsense. Low-maintenance and difficult to impress.
I enjoy coffee, dogs, cozy spaces, competent people, and the increasingly rare experience of being left alone.
Most messages arrive with the energy of a forgotten password reset email. Some are worse.
Expect clips, custom content, occasional attention, and regular disappointment when you discover that access is not the same thing as importance.
Initial tribute: $20 before engaging.
Please submit all bug reports directly to your nearest trash can.
