I can be sweet when I choose to be. I just rarely find a reason.

Here I give you the privilege of access to my talents and tastes, where I will break you into a cultured swine worthy of my attention. You don't get to own anything, but you may sit in the front row as I create art, share musings, plan my dark adventures, and discuss life's finery. Your highest utility is simply funding my creative and intellectual pursuits in the hope that I recognize you...and perhaps even praise you, but only if you impress me.

Currently, I am admitting low-born patrons into my space who want to be belittled, humiliated, and bullied until they earn the right to my affections.

Leave your offering now.