Do I make your heart race when I appear on your screen?
I make you want to join the dark side, don’t I?
W3LCUM 2 MY S3X CULT, YOU DIRTY LITTLE P3RV3RT!!!
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Bow down and worship Me.
This is the only real Boss you must listen to! Tip Me and show Me proof you know how to listen to My every command…
Pay Me to flip you off.
Just do it.
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Brag 👑
I get paid to hug trees and eat shaved ice cream, wbu?
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Buy this because you wish you were kissing My new Italian leather boots. Maybe
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