$30 Tribute

Queen of sass and the art of getting exactly what I want. You'll worship my wit and the way I make you beg to spoil me (because lets face it, I deserve it). Feet pics? Oh, I guess you can have a peek- if you're worthy of licking the sole they rest on. Cake sitting? Sweet cheeks smashing frosting just for you, but only if you pay extra for the mess I make.

Now, hand over your wallet.