I'm Bertie-Ann, a busty housewife from the east coast of Canada.

My favourite thing is telling stories about how I'd make you tea and scones and then make you cum. I enjoy it just as much as getting cozy in my bed and chatting with you about your DIY project or your award winning cornbread.

When I'm not distracting you, I'll be in the kitchen, listening to an audio book, being indecisive about whether too many chocolate chips is even a thing. I do most crafty hobbies, but I'm focused on watercolour these days. Come to my livestream and watch me paint. Maybe you can find a way to distract me from my painting.

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