My texting fees--pay or be ignored
My words cost more than you make. If you want my attention in my inbox, these are the minimum tributes. DO NOT TEST ME!!
First DM / Intro:
Lets establish the rules before you even think about tapping my screen. I am expensive, bored, and entirely text-only. I don't send photos, i don't do video calls, and i certainly don't meet up with the help.
THE COST OF MY ATTENTION!!
Inbox entry fee: $50 (Required just to say hello. If you text me without paying you are blocked.)
Per-text fee: $20 (To unblock any message you send to my screen.)
Live 5-minute sessions: $150
Goddess Acknowledgement: $300 flat fee for a single direct reply from me.
If that hurts your bank account, stay in your tax bracket and keep scrolling.