Your girlfriend will never compare 💋
I own your heart & your wallet 🤑
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I know exactly why you’re here. You want the thrill of watching your balance drop while your heartbeat rises. I’m the habit you can’t quit and the debt you’ll never pay off.
I’m not just draining your wallet; I’m draining your autonomy. By the time I’m done with you, you won't know how to make a financial decision without wondering if I’d approve.
⛓️ How to play: The "Tip" button is your only way to reach me. Start with a $40 tribute and see if I feel like acknowledging your existence.
