Ew, you're gross.
I made this for SPH Meme Monday. But I forgot to post it!
Ooopsies
Anyway, you dicklets are nice people, but it's very important you know
I'm StacySizeQueen. A honest, mean, bratty + funny SPH Domme.
I analyse your most personal and private photos with my 🔥 female perspective and tell you exactly what a hottie like me thinks about a loser guy like you.
🍆 I do dick rates
🍒 I do ball rates
🍑 I do ass rates
OR I can rate your full body 🧐
You might be a waste of my time, sexually. But you CAN pay me for my attention and humiliation 😈
All my ratings are original and individually handcrafted for each client.
My judgements are legendary, usually pretty harsh, detailed and I use lots of funny analogies to make you understand your situation easily. You'll get a hot, sexually experienced British girl's perspective of what your package really looks like.
On my profile you'll be able to view a range of ratings I've done over time.
There's really no dick too big or small for me to humiliate and rate 😜
