Dear Pathetic Wallets
I am writing to you today to say that you suck. I am quite tired of you blowing up my phone to tell me how perfect and beautiful I am. I
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I don't respond to small senders.
If you have to ask the price you can't afford me.
My time is expensive prove you deserve it.
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Silent senders get my attention.
I like obedient wallets so don't disappoint me .
Remember you need me. I don't need you.
Your job is to open your wallet and mine is to drain it and don't forget that.
