Princess Pixie Dust

My birthday wishlist is ready. But before I even consider letting you look at it, I need to assess if you're even worth the time. This

My birthday is the most important holiday in this kingdom, and your attendance is not free. In fact, it's the most expensive ticket you'll

Admiring my perfect, pedicured feet from your little corner of the internet? How… predictable. 😏 You know this tiny tease is just a crumb

I could’ve bought ten things.

But I only bought one.

Maybe two.

Maybe three.

And yes — that’s a Spencer’s bag.
No, you don’t get to