If you need me, I'll just be here thinking up new ways to spend your money
Now accepting new subs to fund my existence. Only the biggest losers and most pathetic simps need apply.
You're here so you may as well make yourself useful for once in your life 💸💸💸
I'm not interested in your money, I'm interested in taking your money. 😘
$$$ There's one thing you can do to get my attention, so do it $$$
