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Look, we both know why you’re here. You’re bored, you have way too much money, and you desperately need a gorgeous, bratty distraction to tell you exactly what to do with it. Lucky for you, I’m excellent at spending what you make.

I’m the expensive habit you can’t seem to break—and honestly, why would you want to?

💸 What I Expect:

  • Immediate Tribute:  Don’t just slide into my DMs with a "hey." Introduce yourself with a notification. It’s the only language I speak.

  • Total Consistency:  My lifestyle isn't cheap, and your dedication shouldn't be either.

  • Zero Hesitation:  If I ask for a coffee, a shopping spree, or just a little extra appreciation, you click send. No questions, no delays.

✨ What You Get:

  • A front-row seat to the life you're funding.

  • Daily reminders of your place (right under my thumb).

  • The absolute thrill of knowing your hard work goes toward keeping me spoiled, smiling, and flawlessly unimpressed.

⚠️ HOUSE RULES:

  1. Tribute is non-refundable.

  2. Silence is expensive.

  3. Entitlement is  my  job, not yours.

Link your wallet, open your apps, and let's see if you can keep up. 😘

Look, we both know why you’re here. You’re bored, you have way too much money, and you desperately need a gorgeous, bratty distraction to tell you exactly what to do with it. Lucky for you, I’m excellent at spending what you make.

I’m the expensive habit you can’t seem to break—and honestly, why would you want to?

💸 What I Expect:

  • Immediate Tribute:  Don’t just slide into my DMs with a "hey." Introduce yourself with a notification. It’s the only language I speak.

  • Total Consistency:  My lifestyle isn't cheap, and your dedication shouldn't be either.

  • Zero Hesitation:  If I ask for a coffee, a shopping spree, or just a little extra appreciation, you click send. No questions, no delays.

✨ What You Get:

  • A front-row seat to the life you're funding.

  • Daily reminders of your place (right under my thumb).

  • The absolute thrill of knowing your hard work goes toward keeping me spoiled, smiling, and flawlessly unimpressed.

⚠️ HOUSE RULES:

  1. Tribute is non-refundable.

  2. Silence is expensive.

  3. Entitlement is  my  job, not yours.

Link your wallet, open your apps, and let's see if you can keep up. 😘

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