📠 FINANCIAL RECOVERY NOTICE: VILLANELLE COLLECTION AGENCY

ATTN: DELINQUENT PAYPIGS

OUTSTANDING BALANCE DUE: YOUR SELF-RESPECT + FUNDS

⚠️ NOTICE OF INTENT TO COLLECT:

• DMs now require a $10  non-refundable processing fee
• All tributes applied to your outstanding simp debt
• Interest compounds while you read this

[PAY NOW] or [Default with Shame]